Your most sneakiest fap.

Scotty_H · 28-07-15 21:05:50

I'd be interested to know if people had stories they'd be willing to share about times they masturbated in places they perhaps shouldn't, or in naughty places maybe. Obviously the lovely artists here have some videos of such, Laney in Lemonade, Traci in Yukon Jill, Rouge in Covert Ops plus many more. But this is perhaps about more off camera antics.

I once masturbated at work after receiving numerous naughty photos from my girlfriend at the time. I held off until lunch through sheer determination, then ran to the bathroom and just had at it. It was pretty amazing but I almost got caught. I wonder if anyone noticed my more relaxed demeanour after orgasm as I returned to my desk to eat lunch.

Laney · 29-07-15 02:10:42

Haha, I know exactly what you mean about that sneaky walk back from the bathroom for your desk, hoping no one notices that you were in there for 10 minutes and have suddenly developed a big, unexplained grin. That's part of the fun!

I masturbate at work pretty often... sometimes once or twice a week, sometimes I'll have a break for a few weeks. One of the privileges/difficulties of looking at nude selfies all day for my job .

Besides work, my most sneaky maz was in the bathroom of the state library... I had a fantasy about filming myself masturbating, clothed, sitting at a desk hidden between shelves in the silent study section. But when I got there it was all way too public, I chickened out and went to the disabled bathroom instead. I filmed the whole thing but didn't bring a tripod so I had to balance the camera on the edge of the toilet seat and so it's not a super pretty video. As I was masturbating I heard this beeping sound - it startled me but for some reason my brain didn't register what was making the sound. A couple of minutes later, after I finished I opened the door to find a guy in a motorized wheelchair waiting outside the door. The beeping was the sound of it reversing. I felt SO GUILTY and it and put me off masturbating in disabled toilets.

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Scotty_H · 29-07-15 18:42:23

I'd hardly call looking at hot nude selfies all day a "difficulty" my dear. Although if it is, I'd happily swap jobs with you haha. Do you reckon the guy in the wheelchair had any idea what you'd just done? Especially when you came out all flushed with an afterglow.

Monotreme · 29-07-15 21:40:30

I once masturbated in a stand of bushes in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. No one saw me, and no one was even within earshot (it's a big park), but the thrill of it was amazing.

I used to be a regular work bathroom masturbator, but as I've gotten older, I'm less likely to masturbate in public places.

Laney · 30-07-15 08:26:37

By difficulty I mean sometimes it's difficult to keep working because I have to keep taking breaks to masturbate. In ancient Persia, people would debate ideas once sober and once drunk, because the idea needed to sound good in both states in order to be considered a good idea. Sometimes I apply this rule to folio editing, looking through the edit once before and once after masturbating to see if it's really a good edit.

I felt too guilty to make eye contact with the guy in the wheelchair but I hope he knew what I was doing. Maybe that would make him forgive me for making him wait so long.

Monotreme, thanks for sharing your story . It reminded me of the work of a photographer I just found out about, Kohei Yoshiyuki, who photographed couples making out in a park in Tokyo and the voyeurs drawn to them. I don't mean to compare you to the voyeurs, I was just reminded by the location . The photos are fascinating in a super creepy kind of way.

Kohei Yoshiyuki: Park

(Ignore the otter)

Monotreme · 30-07-15 19:15:08

You're right, that is super creepy and fascinating all at once. I sure hope no one followed me into the bushes and watched as I jacked off, but if they did, I hope they enjoyed the show ;-) Now that Gentlemen Handling is gone (isn't it?), I suppose no one wants to see me jack off any more.

Scotty_H · 30-07-15 23:05:11

Laney, I like your style... a lot.

Laney · 31-07-15 02:05:22

I'm glad you guys liked the photos. So many layers of exhibitionism/voyeurism, with Yoshiyuki using infrared flash to sneak up and take covert photos of the voyeurs who are sneaking up and covertly watching the couples, who may or may not know they're being watched.

Monotreme, I think there will always be people who want to watch men jack off. Last week IFM and BA were featured in this Cosmo article about the best porn sites for women. On the list are some solo male masturbation sites; Naughty Forsekin in particular took my fancy. The guy who runs it really seems to love filming himself and it's evident in his videos, which make them really hot. He's also really open about his sexual tastes and responsive to questions.

If you do want to film yourself, I recommend checking out Critique My dick Pic for tips on how to film it well .

Scotty_H:

Scotty_H · 31-07-15 13:06:59

I might try your method on one of your videos later on

Howland · 31-07-15 22:06:46

Thanks to Laney for that Cosmo article, which I wouldn't have seen otherwise (I seem to have let my subscription lapse ...). Some great stuff linked there (Sounds of Pleasure, Orgasmic Tips for Girls)!

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